The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show
`Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 2019 Whiffie Awards show. It`s going to be another great awards show to share with you tonight with many of the fine contributors I see seated around the audience in front of me. Of course in rickshaw`s case, only wearing those sporrans means I`m seeing far too much of him from up here!
Also glad to see Paul Hogan attending in Crocodile Dundee costume ........, er...., oops ...., my mistake, how`s it going Mr Wombat?
And please, someone cover zenrat up! Sir, I know it`s the weekend but dress thongs are against Whiffie Award Show dress code.
Right, that`s the riff raff sorted so I`d like to take this opportunity to thank the Mongolian Nose Flute Orchestra for their pitch perfect rendition of AC/DC`s War Machine. Well done chaps, look forward to next year`s show opening number.
So with no further ado,
............. on with the show!
First Award up is for
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