Culinary Combat Commando

[Rick Lowe]

The carbine version, vs. SAW?

[Old Wombat]

Mediaeval one-handed weapons (swords, axes & even maces) were all quite light, most being under a kilogram in weight, because anything heavier was too unwieldy to be effective in combat.

A smaller, lighter skillet can deal multiple blows in the same time it takes a large skillet to make one, & is able to be manoeuvred past defensive tactics employed by the opponent.

  

[PR19_Kit]

But if the enemy's been hit with a large skillet, they'll STAY hit! 

[NARSES2]

Mediaeval one-handed weapons (swords, axes & even maces) were all quite light, most being under a kilogram in weight, because anything heavier was too unwieldy to be effective in combat.

A smaller, lighter skillet can deal multiple blows in the same time it takes a large skillet to make one, & is able to be manoeuvred past defensive tactics employed by the opponent.

  

This is so "Monty Python" it's wonderful   

[Gondor]

Just one tiny little wafer......

[Rheged]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

[PR19_Kit]

Out of the mouths of babes etc. etc.      

[zenrat]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Maybe mum, knowing what he was up to, decided she and the lass would be better off if he was out of the picture and made a phone call...

[kerick]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

[Wardukw]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

I'm surprised there wasn't a second thwack for good measure 😅
And yeah ..he did deserve a second one 👏

[Rheged]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

I'm surprised there wasn't a second thwack for good measure 😅
And yeah ..he did deserve a second one 👏

My spies informed me that she laid him out with the initial blow.  As to how and why he was done for the Post Office  and lead lined sock I have no data.

[Wardukw]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

I'm surprised there wasn't a second thwack for good measure 😅
And yeah ..he did deserve a second one 👏

My spies informed me that she laid him out with the initial blow.  As to how and why he was done for the Post Office  and lead lined sock I have no data.

Man she must have bullocked him good then with the first swing ..nice one 
As for the other things ..well I'd say that dude had more than a few biscuits cracked in his packet .

[kerick]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

I'm surprised there wasn't a second thwack for good measure 😅
And yeah ..he did deserve a second one 👏

My spies informed me that she laid him out with the initial blow.  As to how and why he was done for the Post Office  and lead lined sock I have no data.

Man she must have bullocked him good then with the first swing ..nice one 
As for the other things ..well I'd say that dude had more than a few biscuits cracked in his packet .

Sounds like his momma must have dropped him in the bathtub and cracked his head a long time ago.

[Wardukw]

All this discussion of the skillet as an offensive weapon makes me think that any list of French armament manufacturers should include Le Creuset! 


On the subject of the war-skillet, this report may amuse.       Aeons ago when I was still teaching, a 10 year old girl apologised for being late to school  because "mum and dad had  an accident with a frying pan".

The full story was later recounted to us by the local bobby:-   Father  was a small ferrety bullying individual  ("a wee Glesga ned".......according to Elaine  the deputy head)  who regularly upset his large but totally subservient wife with his drinking, wenching and financial incompetence.  Eventually, indignation got the better of her subservience  and she thwacked him over the head with a frying pan containing his full English breakfast.  He was admitted to the local infirmary with second degree fat burns to his head, lacerations to his scalp and egg yolk matted in his hair.  Some days later, he was arrested for attempting to steal a Post Office van and possession of a lead-weighted sock.

Not just a blow to the head but burns too! Nothing like a weapon that's hot too! Sounds like the jerk deserved it.

I'm surprised there wasn't a second thwack for good measure 😅
And yeah ..he did deserve a second one 👏

My spies informed me that she laid him out with the initial blow.  As to how and why he was done for the Post Office  and lead lined sock I have no data.

Man she must have bullocked him good then with the first swing ..nice one 
As for the other things ..well I'd say that dude had more than a few biscuits cracked in his packet .

Sounds like his momma must have dropped him in the bathtub and cracked his head a long time ago.

Yeah I'd agree with that bud 👍
From a good height I'd bet too 😆

[Joe C-P]

Bork bork bork!