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Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« on: June 16, 2020, 05:03:58 am »
Hope to keep it simple & on time with an ancient Frog Gannet & a Cunning Plan ...
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Will be wheels up, so have opened up the wing wheel wells in the correct place, more forward than indicated :
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2020, 03:19:26 pm »
A Cunning Plan
The scene:
The Cabinet Office, 10 Downing Street, April 1957.
Edmund Blackadder, the new Secretary of State for Defence: “ Prime Minister, our recent defence review has really upset our armed forces – no wonder my predecessor fell ill. The Admiralty have pointed out that disbanding the RNVR air squadrons and cancelling the (admittedly dangerously useless) Short Seamew has left us seriously short of patrol aircraft for our home waters. The RAF claim that their Shackletons can do the job, but with a crew of 10 they are unnecessarily resource-heavy for local ASR and fishery protection. The RAF and RN are always squabbling about who controls coastal aviation.”
Prime Minister: “Is fishery a problem, and haven’t we RAF & FAA helicopters for ASR?”
Blackadder: “The helicopters are slow, short-ranged and take ages to get going – it will be better in a few years if we can develop turbine-engined versions. The Admiralty are worried that the new, larger trawlers could mean over-fishing, requiring management. Who knows if the European Economic Community  that was formed last year might become a problematic competitor? We appreciate that defence manpower & spending must be curbed to prepare for a General Election, but we really need the patrols that have been carried out by the RNVR air wing. We have engaged a new firm of consultants, Baldrick Solutions, and their Mr Baldrick has proposed a Cunning Plan. “
Prime Minister:  “A Cunning Plan?”
Blackadder:  “Yes. Nobody likes paying taxes for defence, but everybody loves the Royal National Lifeboat Institution – entirely funded by voluntary donations.  HM Coast Guard is staffed by volunteers, and the organisation’s relationship to the government unclear – just the way we like it. We have plenty of low-houred Fairey Gannet anti-submarine aircraft, all long paid for, that  are being replaced by helicopters. SO, the Cunning Plan is to lend Gannets to the Coast Guard for a new air unit as spotter aircraft supporting the RNLI. The aircraft would be repainted in lifeboat colours and civil-registered in a new G-CG*** series, with a new HMCG roundel. Crews would be volunteers and on secondment from the armed forces. Apart from the repainting, no modification to the aircraft would be needed; the weapons bays can already carry dinghies and marker flares, and the radar operators could as easily hone their skills looking for disabled yachts  as submarine periscopes.  If hostile forces appeared then the unit could be immediately requisitioned, a lick of paint would change the roundels back to the standard British Red, White & Blue, the civilian registrations removed to reveal the military serials and fully trained crews would be in place. The Soviet spy trawlers that frequent our vicinity would know that these civil aircraft could be armed if necessary – the uncertainty being the essence of deterrence. The beauty of it is that it can all be presented as presented as a caring government turning swords into ploughshares.”
Prime Minister: “Can you believe this, Sir Humphrey? We cut down our navy, but don’t cut it; we would have a rescue and fishery protection unit that would and wouldn’t  be a strike force and the public would pay for it by  voluntary donations  to the RNLI – why don’t we go the whole way and set up a national lottery for the purpose, enough money is spent on horse race betting and football pools, better that it come our way. It sounds like a vote winner, even if it is all smoke and mirrors. Make up the appropriate orders in council, Sir Humphrey.”
Sir Humphrey Appleby, Permanent Cabinet Secretary:  “Yes, Prime Minister. Ascendit fumus et specula indeed. “

So it came to pass that HM Coast Guard formed an aviation unit, with Fairey Gannets AS.4s renamed as the Gannet ASR.8. The blue background to the Coast Guard was changed to red in the centre of the British roundel.133px-Cg557 by Glenn Gilbertson, on FlickrUKCG roundel3 by Glenn Gilbertson, on Flickr
 Flights of three aircraft were stationed at airfields (Naval where possible but RAF in the east of England) round the UK, and served for many years, saving many lives by their rapid response and good suitability for search.

Fairey Gannet ASR.8 CU-I, RNAS Culdrose, Cornwall  1960:
Ancient FROG 1/72 kit. Wheel wells opened & repositioned, the dreadful kit wheels replaced from the spares box & plastic card doors. Landing lights from Kristal Kleer sealed with Future. “Dishing” in the bomb bay doors carved out. Mainly home made decals but tail markings from Revell – all these proved fragile, while CU-1 under the wings came from a 0 year old “Yeoman” sheet which behaved perfectly. With hindsight it might have been better to have started with the newer Revell kit!
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2020, 03:42:50 pm »
LOVE it Glenn!  :thumbsup:

And the backstory's a belter too.  ;D
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2020, 06:58:55 pm »
It was MADE to wear those colours!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2020, 11:46:31 pm »
That's a great idea - well done.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2020, 12:43:32 am »
It was MADE to wear those colours!  :thumbsup:

It certainly was  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2020, 02:12:09 am »
Very good.
Good story too.
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2020, 11:54:53 am »
Not a big fan of the Gannet but it does look good with that scheme, i like the color mix. Back story is also good! Blackadder and Baldrick, what a team! ;D :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2020, 02:17:53 pm »
An excellent idea, and well executed!  A first rate backstory too.  However, I have one question:- is it, like all other RNLI equipment, self righting if it becomes inverted?
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2020, 01:01:28 pm »
Self-righting, yes - but not necessarily at the surface.

The government was re-elected - despite thinking that "Vote for us to guard your seamen" was a good slogan.

Thanks for the kind comments, and my apologies to our foreign friends who have not enjoyed watching "Yes, Minister". "Yes, Prime Minister" and the "Blackadder" series.

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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2020, 07:13:50 pm »
Self-righting, yes - but not necessarily at the surface.

The government was re-elected - despite thinking that "Vote for us to guard your seamen" was a good slogan.

Thanks for the kind comments, and my apologies to our foreign friends who have not enjoyed watching "Yes, Minister". "Yes, Prime Minister" and the "Blackadder" series.

Ah, we had a cunning plan and watched them all, back in the day when they were shown on Downunder TV.  "Yes Minister/Prime Miniser" was not only Maggie Thatcher's favourite show...  ;) ;)
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2020, 11:37:53 pm »
Brilliant I :thumbsup:

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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2020, 12:17:46 am »
Self-righting, yes - but not necessarily at the surface.

The government was re-elected - despite thinking that "Vote for us to guard your seamen" was a good slogan.

Thanks for the kind comments, and my apologies to our foreign friends who have not enjoyed watching "Yes, Minister". "Yes, Prime Minister" and the "Blackadder" series.

Ah, we had a cunning plan and watched them all, back in the day when they were shown on Downunder TV.  "Yes Minister/Prime Miniser" was not only Maggie Thatcher's favourite show...  ;) ;)

And my favourite "Yes Prime Minister" episode was the one where PM Hacker actually got the upper hand over Sir Humphrey  ;D

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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2020, 07:17:43 pm »
Self-righting, yes - but not necessarily at the surface.

The government was re-elected - despite thinking that "Vote for us to guard your seamen" was a good slogan.

Thanks for the kind comments, and my apologies to our foreign friends who have not enjoyed watching "Yes, Minister". "Yes, Prime Minister" and the "Blackadder" series.

Ah, we had a cunning plan and watched them all, back in the day when they were shown on Downunder TV.  "Yes Minister/Prime Miniser" was not only Maggie Thatcher's favourite show...  ;) ;)

And my favourite "Yes Prime Minister" episode was the one where PM Hacker actually got the upper hand over Sir Humphrey  ;D

He actually managed that in several programmes but it was always shortlived.  His final comeuppance was a toute de force.   :thumbsup:
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Re: Fairey Gannet & a Cunning Plan
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2020, 01:21:03 pm »
I always remember fondly the episode when Minister Hacker is on a mission in a dry Middle-Eastern state, and has to repeatedly go to a side room to take "urgent telephone calls" from a Mr John Walker, a Mr Haig, Mr Bell, Mr McCallan..... until the staff decide that the minister has "had all the telephone calls that he can take" :cheers: