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The worst box art

Started by philp, January 23, 2011, 04:46:14 PM

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PR19_Kit

Looks like a fugitive from a Disney movie!  :o
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Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

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Kit

Old Wombat

It's all over the place, perspective-wise! :o
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At least we have a fair idea of what it is meant to be............................even if it's a very poor rendition.
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The Rat

This one from my stash isn't so great. Other than a black mark there's no proper side gun visible, which is good, because by the look of the forward fuselage it would shred the cowling. Which may not matter because the engine might suddenly seize from overheating since there is no radiator on the upper right side.  ;D

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kitbasher

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When I first looked at the pic I thought 'yeah OK, so a couple of things but generally not a bad drawing'.  But when you look more closely.....tiny fuselage or enormous pilot?
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Quote from: kitbasher on February 04, 2022, 11:33:27 PM
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When I first looked at the pic I thought 'yeah OK, so a couple of things but generally not a bad drawing'.  But when you look more closely.....tiny fuselage or enormous pilot?

My first thought was "it's a bit short", but now I'm thinking "giant pilot" ?? :rolleyes:
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Weaver

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Here's one I've just seen on line. Nothing much wrong with the art, but "Artic Cobra"?  ;D

They're so cheap that I'm almost tempted to buy one and build it with a fifth wheel and a 40ft trailer... :wacko:

(For the non-Brits, "artic" is British slang for an articulated truck, i.e. a tractor-trailer combo)

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PR19_Kit

Quote from: Weaver on June 28, 2025, 10:02:13 AMThey're so cheap that I'm almost tempted to buy one and build it with a fifth wheel and a 40ft trailer... :wacko:


And why not? The ULTIMATE Whiff!  ;)
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

jcf

Make it a swing-tail. 
;)

zenrat

Quote from: Weaver on June 28, 2025, 10:02:13 AMHere's one I've just seen on line. Nothing much wrong with the art, but "Artic Cobra"?  ;D

They're so cheap that I'm almost tempted to buy one and build it with a fifth wheel and a 40ft trailer... :wacko:

(For the non-Brits, "artic" is British slang for an articulated truck, i.e. a tractor-trailer combo)



Maybe the super decal sheet includes Nobert Dentresangle or Eddy Stobart livery?
Fred

- Can't be bothered to do the proper research and get it right.

Another ill conceived, lazily thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of half arsed what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

zenrat industries:  We're everywhere...for your convenience..

Weaver

Quote from: zenrat on June 29, 2025, 05:34:04 AMMaybe the super decal sheet includes Nobert Dentresangle or Eddy Stobart livery?

Heh - you can buy ready-built Eddy Stobart truck models... :wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

PR19_Kit

Quote from: Weaver on Yesterday at 04:15:07 AMHeh - you can buy ready-built Eddy Stobart truck models... :wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:


Yes, but not ones with rotors and mini-guns under the cab................  ;D
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

Weaver

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Quote from: PR19_Kit on Yesterday at 04:26:49 AM
Quote from: Weaver on Yesterday at 04:15:07 AMHeh - you can buy ready-built Eddy Stobart truck models... :wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:


Yes, but not ones with rotors and mini-guns under the cab................  ;D

But if they're roughly 1/72nd scale, then it saves you trying to make your own Eddie Stobart decals.

I'm wondering now if the model should imply that the helicopter still flies, for maximum ridiculousness, or it should be essentially a ground-based 40-ft tractor-trailer with a Hueycobra-shaped cab.
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

Gondor

Quote from: PR19_Kit on Yesterday at 04:26:49 AM
Quote from: Weaver on Yesterday at 04:15:07 AMHeh - you can buy ready-built Eddy Stobart truck models... :wacko:  :wacko:  :wacko:


Yes, but not ones with rotors and mini-guns under the cab................  ;D

Ideal for getting rid of brake checkers  :wacko:
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