Lets invade New Zealand.

Started by Wyrmshadow, July 17, 2008, 07:47:37 PM

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I have previously conducted a war planning exercise where australia invaded NZ - conquered the country in 24hr but occupation would be a b****!!!


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Beautiful country , but entirely too far to go to invade someone.... I mean they probably don't even have Mexican food :banghead: :banghead:
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>Beautiful country , but entirely too far to go to invade someone.... I mean they probably don't even have Mexican food<

You're close.  I saw ONE Mexican restaurant in Christchurch in all my travels in NZ, but that was it (and I didn't eat there--I was looking for the Belgian Beer Cafe and stumbled upon the Mexican restaurant--tempted). Likely there is one in cosmopolitan Auckland, but I didn't see one there.

Lots of good paua (abalone), though, that one **USED TO GET** in Southern California eateries--for some thirty years now they've all been wiped out.

I wouldn't want to INVADE New Zealand, just tow it and park it off Catalina Island where it would be more accessible (and more easily protected from those covetous Aussies!). Come to think of it, if it were parked off Catalina it WOULD BE invaded by curious Californios eager to see what California resembled before it got FLOODED with people (40 million in CA, 4 million in NZ--about the same physical size as CA)
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Forwarded this off right away to all of my Kiwi's...too dang funny.


Very funny stuff indeed!,for all our o/s members this is typical aussie/kiwi humour.
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