if I paint it and it looks stupid, I can go back and re-spray it all white
Ahem... the word "Stupid" maybe does not apply in the what-if universe! Weird is good, Crazy is even better! All positive when surprising and inadequate for realists...
Finally, I think I have a name. "Valon." I don't think it means anything
Good! Viper Talon = Valon!
In my French language, Vallon means small valley. I cannot explain how it is pronounced though, our "on" (and "en", "an", "in", "un", "ain") having no corresponding sound in English, sorry... Maybe ask Google Translate the sound of the French "vallon" (and "pain", "vendre") and you will hear it (them).