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Offline Weaver

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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #75 on: April 04, 2020, 09:55:26 pm »
Gentlemen, since our gathering is somewhat lacking in demographic diversity, may I suggest remedying this state of affairs by engaging the services of hip beat combo Band Maid to entertain us during the interval with some catchy tunes? They have the triple advantages of being all-female, Japanese, and outstanding musicians. There was another reason, but it escapes me for the moment, possibly due to the fumes from DogfighterZen's Medronho being strong enough to travel back in time to affect me before I've actually tasted it...



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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2020, 04:02:17 am »
I can accept that! ;D

But can we organise Nightwish for the after party? :unsure:
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2020, 04:59:53 am »
And if they are not available then how about Hysterica?
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #78 on: April 05, 2020, 05:26:08 am »
Mr Rickshaw should note however, that his nurse's costume may regrettably be upstaged...

I think I'll go and have a huff...    :banghead:
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2020, 05:53:44 am »
Mr Rickshaw should note however, that his nurse's costume may regrettably be upstaged...

I think I'll go and have a huff...    :banghead:

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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2020, 12:41:38 pm »
I can accept that! ;D

But can we organise Nightwish for the after party? :unsure:

Deal. We might need a bigger venue with a really good fire certificate though. They bring a LOT of kit with them:

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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2020, 08:51:30 pm »
Mr Rickshaw should note however, that his nurse's costume may regrettably be upstaged...

I think I'll go and have a huff...    :banghead:

Your services might still be required to administer blood-pressure reducing treatments during their performance.

I live in hope!  I will go and get my skirt pressed especially for this community service!   :thumbsup:
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2020, 10:52:57 pm »
Hi all,

Due to some technical difficulties, (ie, I had a major rush of something to the brain... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:), the awards show has been postponed 24 hours and will be held tonight.

Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2020, 01:25:40 am »
You mean I'll have to drink sloe gin (aka electric prune juice) for TWO nights in honor of the occasion?

Damn...
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2020, 02:03:43 am »
Hi all,

Due to some technical difficulties, (ie, I had a major rush of something to the brain... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:), the awards show has been postponed 24 hours and will be held tonight.

Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

It is no inconvenience at all.  I think I can speak for the whole thundering horde of whiffers in saying Thank You for your travails in this annual extravaganza.

Rickshaw, your professional services will perhaps be required if  Weaver is supping sloe gin for two nights in a row!!
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2020, 02:26:24 am »
Won't that simply make him rather slow?   ;D ;D
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2020, 02:54:44 am »
Won't that simply make him rather slow?   ;D ;D

Not slow enough to be caught by you wearing a nurse's outfit!  :o
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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2020, 03:56:33 am »
As the* appointed WH&S professional for the ceremony can I ask you all to ensure you glove, mask, and suit up and maintain the appropriate distance from each other during the event.
My closest whiffer is Comrade Harps who is about 20km away.  Possibly a little close but I think we can make it work as long as we mask up, sanitise regularly and he restrains from spitting at me this year.
Brad C.  Please don't lick anyone.

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Re: 2020 Whiffie Awards Polls and Show .......
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2020, 11:35:07 am »
Hi all,

I`m shortly going to start posting up the award show. May I ask you all to refrain from posting until the conclusion of the show so that it all flows nicely.

Merci     :thumbsup:
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