Blairforce One

[Svaz]

yeah, I know this is about BF-1, but I couldn't resist this little jab (mind you I voted for the man twice, but honestly, what choice did I have?!)


The Whitehouse announced today that the familiar 747 VIP transport, common known as Airforce One will be replaced immediately with a new aircraft. Says the Whitehouse spokesman, "There simply isn't enough room about the 747 to accomodate the press, secret service, and the President's ego. As a matter of national security the President's ego must be protected at all [taxpayer] cost; thus the new aircraft"



B)  

[Martin H]

Alternatively, one to match the man's ego:

Nigel, that has just got to be built.

[Scooterman]

I was thinking something along those lines but with the Brit flag on the tail.  Hell howsabout the WHOLE aircraft painted like Austin Powers' car?

Ye-ah Ba-by!

[MartG]

I was thinking something along those lines but with the Brit flag on the tail.  Hell howsabout the WHOLE aircraft painted like Austin Powers' car?

Ye-ah Ba-by!

It'll never happen - remember that in this country even local councils frown upon people flying the Union Flag as "it may offend ethnic minorities"    

[nev]

Just released by the Number 10 press office - the new aircraft colour schemes:

Thanks a lot Nigel, there's now half-chewed grape all over my works PC!!