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Comrade Tomski's MiG-25K!

Started by Supertom, August 04, 2003, 01:55:59 PM

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Supertom

Comrades!  Thanks to the tedious requisition forms filed by Comrades Nevski and Radishski, an image of the MiG-25K is now available!  Unfortunately lack of time and poor engineering have resulted only in a partial build of the fuselage (the Zhengdefu engineers have been sentenced to building Starfix kits for the next year in Siberia).  

Unfortunately one of the wings have been displaced, either stolen by the greedy capitalist pigs or just plain displaced (though the fact that the wing has been displaced is obviously the result of some capitalist conspiracy).  Work shall commence again once the wing has been located.
"We can resolve this over tea and fisticuffs!!!"

nev

Do not be disheartened Comrade.  The capitalist conspiracy cannot succees because it is capitalist!
Between almost-true and completely-crazy, there is a rainbow of nice shades - Tophe


Sales of Airfix kits plummeted in the 1980s, and GCSEs had to be made easier as a result - James May

Davey B

Da Comrade Tomski! The capitalistic pig-swine will never triumph! Maybe it was that traiterous Viktor Belenko, carrying it to Japan! Die, traitor to the people!
(sings two quick choruses of the Internationale, salutes the Hammer & Sickle and opens a bottle of Old Iosif's Finest Vodka [distilled in a bathtub in a flat off Gorki Street, Leningrad]. Falls over)

Dosvedanya,
Commissar Davidoff Anthonyvich Bowlingov

lancer

#3
Comrade Tomski,

As a plain speaking GRU officer, could'nt the current displacement of the Mig 25K wing be down to simple ineptitude on the part of the comrade(s) building the plane in the first place. However, that said, if it IS a stinking capitalist consiricy, then my section (counter intelligence - huh??) will be happy to look into it - for the usual fees of course.. :D  :D  :D

Comrade Major Lancerov
If you love, love without reservation; If you fight, fight without fear - THAT is the way of the warrior

If you go into battle knowing you will die, then you will live. If you go into battle hoping to live, then you will die

lancer

Kameraden,

Does anyone remember the wombles from the seventies??? There was a Tomsk in that I seem to remember. So, I was wondering if we could find an image of said womble then we could use it for Comrade Tomski's posts on here. I think I'll go investigate..hehehehe
If you love, love without reservation; If you fight, fight without fear - THAT is the way of the warrior

If you go into battle knowing you will die, then you will live. If you go into battle hoping to live, then you will die

Supertom

LOL Comrade Lancerov.  Fortunately, those greedy decadent pigs have been defeated!!!  The missing wing has been found and engineers are now busy attaching the wing to the fuselage!

"We can resolve this over tea and fisticuffs!!!"

Davey B

Good work General Vespernolavich. Please update your comrades here in the KGB as to the success of the SPETZNAS operation. Has Colonel Gurlukovich also managed to track down the plans to Metal Gear?

Comrade Tomski, work is now in hand converting the supertanker M.V. Karl Marx into a carrier large enough to operate your MiG-25K. Work should be completed soon, as Marshal Guerranthepretz Djiunski, late of the Kolyama GULag, has been drafted in to run the operation. Any problems with the heavy-duty rocket catapult (adapted from our abortive N-1 moon rocket) will be dealt with most severely.

May the Rodyna smile on you always, and may your vodka remain potent,

Commissar Bowlingov, KGB ;)  

Davey B

#7
Comrade Tomski, I have discovered something disturbing. In responce to our supercarrier for your MiG-25K (direct from OKB-Choy), the filthy American Capitalistic Swine have just commissioned their own giant carrier, capable of operating huge aircraft! We must complete this project with all haste, along with Comrade Tupolev's Tu-26K. We cannot allow a Bat's-Arse-Huge-Carrier gap!

Commissar Bowlingov

nev

How many workers were oppressed that the Americans might land a transport plane on one of their decadent carriers?
Between almost-true and completely-crazy, there is a rainbow of nice shades - Tophe


Sales of Airfix kits plummeted in the 1980s, and GCSEs had to be made easier as a result - James May

Supertom

#9
Airbrushed?!  Those cunning decadent pigs!!!!  :o

Comrade Sligernovich, you are truly the master spy!!!!   :P  
"We can resolve this over tea and fisticuffs!!!"

Alvis

Spasebo socialisti truk!
Alviski

Ollie

#11
QuoteKameraden,


Red alarm!!  A fasciti spy ahs infiltrated us!  Find him!!  He must not live long enough to savour the sweet, sweet, sweet, hmmmmmmmmm, sweet! taste of victory!  Comrade Major Lancerov is a wicked double agent!  He was using that GRU cover all along to fool us.  But old Ollieviev is a old fox.  He has fought the Fasciti over the steppes of Kursk!  He has sent many down to their so-called hell with the steady stacato of his 20 milimeters guns!!  He knows how they think.  He knows how they live.  He has studied them.  He has flown close enough to see if they were shaved.  He even dared fly close enough to have a gengivitis check!  So Comrade Ollieviev, experienced and so-full-of-medals-that-its-dam-heavy-chested pilot of the VVS declares that we get a grip of that treachurous spy and send him to the GULAG, where he'll build Starfix kits!!

:rolleyes:

lancer

So Comrade Ollieviev thinks I am a double agent does he.......NEVER have I been so insulted, my loyalty to the Rodina and the party are total and absolute!!!!

The'Kamaraden' comes from the time I was based at Potsdam for aconference with the that capitalist scum from the west!!! I enjoiyed working woth our fraternal socialist brothers of the Stasi, and I happen to like the language.

If you wish to discuss it further have your second call upon mins and we'll settle it 'the old way'


Comrade Colonel Lancerov
If you love, love without reservation; If you fight, fight without fear - THAT is the way of the warrior

If you go into battle knowing you will die, then you will live. If you go into battle hoping to live, then you will die

joesus

Let the purges begin!

Iosefsus

Davey B

Comrade Toolsvich, my next-door-neighbor's a spy! Don't believe me? I know for a 'fact' that he was forming a group of counter-revolutionary hairdressers and florists to overthrow the beloved Comrade Brezhnev! You must beLIEve me!
   (Thinks: That ought to cover my arse after I failed to spot that the Capitalistic American Swine faked that carrier/C-17 photo. My glittering KGB career could be at an end, followed by a trip to the GULag Hilton)