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Offline tc2324

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The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« on: January 09, 2019, 01:48:28 pm »
Hi all,

Just to let you know that this years Awards show is penciled in for Sunday 24th February 2019.

More info soon.

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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 02:27:59 pm »
Thank you for this notification.  It allows time for me to have the tuxedo cleaned, brush down the pith helmet , reassemble the opera glasses and unblock the snorkel. All of these actions may be necessary after last years performance.
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 04:03:13 pm »
Can we bring dates?

How about figs?
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2019, 04:21:21 pm »
And peanuts?
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 05:58:31 pm »
I believe popcorn is banned after zenrat's efforts last year? :unsure:

I'm not sure Captain Canada's pet moose is ever going to recover! :o
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2019, 08:16:11 pm »
I believe popcorn is banned after zenrat's efforts last year? :unsure:

I'm not sure Captain Canada's pet moose is ever going to recover! :o

Is it a “pet” or a “companion animal”?   Just wondering. 
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2019, 09:03:01 pm »
Time to get the kilt out agin!  Hoots, man!   :thumbsup:
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2019, 02:15:05 am »

Time to get the kilt out agin!  Hoots, man!   :thumbsup:


Are you bringing your bagpipes again Brian?
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2019, 02:26:18 am »
Look, if someone with as little impulse control as me has his drinks spiked before being tempted with an industrial sized microwave and a corn fed moose then the outcome is never going to be pretty.
Just make sure this year that Weaver and his home made mushroom brandy are not allowed anywhere near the punch bowl.

24th Feb is also Naked Sunday so i'll have to make a booking to get my leg hairs permed before the show.

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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2019, 07:41:21 am »
I believe popcorn is banned after zenrat's efforts last year? :unsure:

I'm not sure Captain Canada's pet moose is ever going to recover! :o

Is it a “pet” or a “companion animal”?   Just wondering.

Now you mention it, it could be either ... or both. ;)
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Re: The 2019 Whiffie Awards Show Chat
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2019, 03:03:16 pm »

Time to get the kilt out agin!  Hoots, man!   :thumbsup:


Are you bringing your bagpipes again Brian?

Nah, nah, laddie.  Not since they introduced quarantine regulations for them.  They pined for me the last time I took them to the old country.   However yer must watch out for me Sporrans!  They're feral, Antipodean descendants of the Scottish variety and quite vicious if roused.  Being near to me cobblers, I have to watch out!
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