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That looks as if it'd be stretching Archimedian principles to their absolute limit.............. ;D ;)
Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

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Orks have Orkimedia principles. Orkimedies said "if you put da thing in water den it floats real good coz it just doz, see?"
he was one of the finest of ork thinkers.
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Nice paint job.

I'd hate to see an Orkimedies Screw...
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I always thought Orks came from Orkney ? Or is that to logical ? Certainly completely threw my 8 year old great, great nephew when I told him that and showed him on the map of the U.K.  ;)
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I always thought Orks came from Orkney ? Or is that to logical ? Certainly completely threw my 8 year old great, great nephew when I told him that and showed him on the map of the U.K.  ;)
....and why not?   Do the antipodean Orks come from Orkland?....and American ones from Orkansas....and oriental ones from Orkinawa?

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Nice paint job.

I'd hate to see an Orkimedies Screw...
 :o
They're sort of square-ish...
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Nice paint job.

I'd hate to see an Orkimedies Screw...
 :o
They're sort of square-ish...

That could be orkward...
Fred

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I always thought Orks came from Orkney ? Or is that to logical ? Certainly completely threw my 8 year old great, great nephew when I told him that and showed him on the map of the U.K.  ;)

Used to talk to a custom-biker from Okney called Ork-Chop... ;D
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I always thought Orks came from Orkney ? Or is that to logical ? Certainly completely threw my 8 year old great, great nephew when I told him that and showed him on the map of the U.K.  ;)

Used to talk to a custom-biker from Okney called Ork-Chop... ;D

I think he had a hill in Korea named after him ....  ;)
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I always thought Orks came from Orkney ? Or is that to logical ? Certainly completely threw my 8 year old great, great nephew when I told him that and showed him on the map of the U.K.  ;)

Used to talk to a custom-biker from Okney called Ork-Chop... ;D

I think he had a hill in Korea named after him ....  ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :thumbsup:
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Saw this at the Nantwich Show and thought of you...

IMG_7679 (800x600) by Harold Smith, on Flickr
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Great stuff. Love the Orka !
CANADA KICKS arse !!!!

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Vive les Canadiens !
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Egad! A Trakk of War!

Look upon details hither!
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That's fantastic  :bow:

Got a very WWI look about it
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That's fantastic  :bow:

Got a very WWI look about it

Loks great!  But - which is the forward end?  The argument could be made that the turret is in the Travel position ... After all, the first tanks were steered by wheels behind their tracks.  ;)
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