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Offline puddingwrestler

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Strange and sinster beings, I entreat you to look upon my strange and sinister works!
This is some sort of Orky vehicle which I am building, but the true nature of which I WILL NOT REVEAL! For I am twisted and evil and want to see if anyone guesses what it is.





There is more information (but not what the thing is!) on My Blog.
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Intriguing  :thumbsup:
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Another ill conceived, poorly thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2018, 11:06:17 am by PR19_Kit »
Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

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It's a cunningly designed underwater tank that protects it's tracks from damage by not having any, and avoids being sunk by staying on land.

Orks aren't stupid you know...
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I think Weaver's on to something there...

Once more unto the beach dear friends, once more!
The exact nature of the mysterious orky thing of and pertaining to mystery becomes more evident with progress. I have had less time to work on it the last two days alas, and this weekend will be busy, so I don't anticipate a lot more progress... however, I tender for your delectation certain photographic evidence:






Scale Reference Cat refused to be photographed with the model, so is seen here giving scale to this shoe. The model is smaller than the shoe, and the show is size 11, thus lending fresh fuel to the eternal debate as to the exact size of Scale Reference Cat.


As always, slightly more detail can be found on the blog.
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Device for removing unwanted facial hair from garden gnomes?

More likely a device for removing unwanted garden gnomes!!!!!!!!!
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Device for removing unwanted facial hair from garden gnomes?

More likely a device for removing unwanted garden gnomes!!!!!!!!!
 :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Could even be a device for removing unwanted garden gnomes from facial hair...
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I think Weaver's on to something there...


Of course I'm on something! When am I ever not on something? Oh, hang on.... on to something...  er, okay, carry on..... <whistles>
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Coffee machine (says he who had one a Christmas/Birthday pressie and has yet to master it....)

Kettle, water, instant coffee, mug (or cup for the middle classes)  ??????  :angel:
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Fire-pumpa tank - traditonal parallelgram-traks not yet shipped from trak-makah.  ;)
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Coffee machine (says he who had one for a Christmas/Birthday pressie and has yet to master it....)

Kettle, water, instant coffee, mug (or cup for the middle classes)  ??????  :angel:


Yes, that's been my method of choice for zillions of years, but apparently I'm not 'with it' any more and I NEED a machine............  :banghead:
Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

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Coffee machine (says he who had one for a Christmas/Birthday pressie and has yet to master it....)

Kettle, water, instant coffee, mug (or cup for the middle classes)  ??????  :angel:


Yes, that's been my method of choice for zillions of years, but apparently I'm not 'with it' any more and I NEED a machine............  :banghead:

I nearly started riot on Twitter a few weeks ago by responding to a poll (posted by a Yank, of course) asking me to choose between French Press and Percolator with "neither: instant coffee is best. Any slight decrease in flavour is more than made up for by the lack of fuss: cost your time."  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
Neophyte: Is Eris true?
Malaclypse the Younger: Everything is true.
Neo: Even false things?
MtY: Even false things are true.
Neo: How can that be?
MtY: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
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Coffee machine (says he who had one for a Christmas/Birthday pressie and has yet to master it....)

Kettle, water, instant coffee, mug (or cup for the middle classes)  ??????  :angel:


Yes, that's been my method of choice for zillions of years, but apparently I'm not 'with it' any more and I NEED a machine............  :banghead:

I nearly started riot on Twitter a few weeks ago by responding to a poll (posted by a Yank, of course) asking me to choose between French Press and Percolator with "neither: instant coffee is best. Any slight decrease in flavour is more than made up for by the lack of fuss: cost your time."  :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:


Hehehehe, I'm with you there H!  ;D

My machine makes reasonably good latte coffee, but it takes longer than the kettle to boil and the little tub things end up full of almost boiling water and they leak all over ME when I'm trying to put them in the bin!
Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit